Little Korean Woman

by Frank
(Baltimore)

Hope I'm doing this right.

I was pulling little stumps and popped a rib.
It was fixed by a little Korean woman walking on my back.

The garden had some old bushes that weren't doing well. My wife kept saying she wanted them gone. So I finally chopped them down. My wife wanted me to haul out their stumps. I hit them with every tool I could find. I got a bit frustrated and ended up levering some of them out with a big pry bar.

The next day, I could barely move and I couldn't take a deep breath. My wife said she knew how to fix it. She had me lie on my stomach, and she walked on my back. It hurt a bit to start, but when she found the right spots they went crunch and it all started to feel better.

So my wife is the Korean woman. Between her dainty stompers and lots of ice, I'm good as new.

Is that what you wanted?


[ Works for us. - ed ]